Bryce Harper, Dear Eli, Granddaughter, Grandson, Home Plate Umpire, MillersTime.net, Vampire, Washington Nationals
A few days ago, knowing that my grandson Eli was not yet reading MillersTime.net religiously, I read him my post about his 22-year-old hero Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals.
Little did I realize that four-year-old granddaughter Abby was also listening to the story of Harper’s ejection by the home plate umpire.
Later that night I got a text message from their mother.
Abby tells me that Harper got in a fight with the vampire and got kicked out of the game.
And that clarifies everything.
Land Wayland said:
Well, umpires have been called worse things
That’s hysterical and clarifies a lot
That is amazing and I appreciate the clarification.
nancy cedar wilson said:
Ya gotta watch out for those vampires! They’re everywhere!
Jackie Reed said:
Sounds right to me.
Couldn’t have summarized it better myself!
Diane Kupelian said:
Priceless! Absolutely priceless! Cute kid. (….but you knew that…..)
Bonnie Johnson said:
Out of the mouth of babes!! Such a perfect choice of words!!